* By Order Of Frankie, 
The Commodore Of Rotten Row *

Having demonstrated exemplary skill,
trustworthiness and undying loyalty, the entire Crew of Rotten Row,
the Officers & enlisted hereby bequeath thee with all of the rights, privileges and honors afforded to your stature.

Presented to:
Captain Graham
The aforementioned holder of this certificate manifested
model seamanship at the helm of
the vessel ‘Free Bird’ on the occasion of:
The Storm Of Couchiching (Lake), August 2002.
His unparalleled steadfastness while experiencing hurricane force winds, 6 foot
seas and the wrath of Debbie has earned him the highest esteem of his crew.

Presented to:
Skipper Bruce
The aforementioned holder of this certificate continues to engage in his
duty as standard bearer for the gang
of Rotten Row through the occurrences of:
Daily Presence Upon Lake Simcoe, Spring/Summer/Fall 2002.
His unrivaled jaunts signal persistent, unwavering visitations onto
the water, be it calm or foul, meriting him favour with those amongst him wishing
to partake in the Friday evening Booze Cruise.

Presented to:
Rear Admiral Danomano
The aforementioned holder of this certificate has overwhelmed
the entire crew with his super human power
as demonstrated on the occasion of:
The Prying Open Of The Wallet, July 2002.
His sudden purchase of the vessel ‘Doc Of The Bay’ unmasked
a capacity formerly unwitnessed and will forever dwell in
the chronicles of Rotten Row lore.

Presented to:
Vice Admiral Brauweiler
The aforementioned holder of this certificate has belatedly rendered
himself inclusive of the social interaction on Rotten Row
as principally witnessed on the occasion of:
Labour Day Weekend, August 2002.
Previously distinguished primarily for an uncanny capacity to procure waterfowl by hand, the recipient has proven himself worthy as backup vocalist for frequent renditions of Sinatra.

Presented to:
Harbour Master Dave
The aforementioned holder of this certificate has become known for classic navigational expertise, typified and evidenced on;
The Friday Evening Cocktail Hours, Summer 2002.
His masterful maneuvering through perilous drunk clouds
while wandering about foggy faces and slurred communications, has
earned him exalted favor with his crew.

Presented to:
Commander Dom
The aforementioned holder of this certificate has come
to personify a quintessential proficiency in assisting
his fellow boaters, as attested thereabout;
Helms & Engine Compartments On Rotten Row, 2002.
His unrivaled insights continue to help cultivate an evermore thorough
understanding and appreciation for the care and maintenance
of our prized vessels.

Presented to:
Petty Officer Billy
The aforementioned holder of this certificate is recognized
for his deeds of melodious musical rendering on the occasion of:
The Keswick Marine Corn Roast, September, 2002.
His incomparable entertaining vocations have spread joy to the throngs of
the faithful & mildly inebriated,
inspiring many to master the air guitar.

Presented to:
Executive Officer Stevie
The aforementioned holder of this certificate has established himself as trailblazer,
as attested to while engaging in;
The Crossing Of Lake Simcoe, September 2, 2002.
His selfless insistence to spearhead a perilous crossing of
the lake, ignoring damage incurred to his own vessel,
precipitated the calm and orderly return of his pursuing mates.

(Nov. 23/02)